Who? Hi, I’m Beth.
What? I’m currently an unemployed deadbeat who fruitlessly job searches while baking a lot of bread, sewing and watching all the TNT.
Where? I live in Brooklyn, NY. And sometimes in Tiverton, RI. I’m married to Chris, who still works at the place where we met, loves Yo La Tengo and hates the internet.
When? I’ve written online since 1998 and on sassy.net since 1999 but not even my mom bothers to read anymore since I’m presently a lazy, sporadic updater.
Why? Narcissism. Unfulfilled ambitions. Everyone else is doing it. I need a place to talk about bad daytime television so my friends don’t all abandon me.